Congratulations, you’ve crossed over to the green side—you’re officially a plant mom! Whether you’ve got one lonely pothos hanging out on your shelf or a veritable indoor jungle, being a plant mom is a badge of honor. You might have started with just one innocent succulent, but now your home is teeming with life, and you find yourself giving pep talks to your fiddle-leaf fig on a regular basis.
Wondering if you’ve fully embraced the plant mom life? Here are the funny, undeniable signs that prove you’re a full-fledged member of the plant parent club—and yes, we’re proud of you for it.
1. You’ve named all your plants — and you talk to them regularly
Admit it: every one of your leafy babies has a name, and you call them by it—out loud. Whether it’s Fern-ando, Leaf Erickson, or Cact-isha, you’ve created a personal bond with your plants. And let’s not forget the daily chats where you remind them how beautiful they’re looking or encourage them to “just hang in there” during repotting season.
- “How’s my little Greenie today?” If you’ve asked this question before watering a plant, congratulations—you’re officially a plant mom.
- Pro Tip: Research shows that talking to plants can help them grow better. So, keep those sweet nothings flowing, plant mom. You’re basically a botanical life coach at this point.
2. You have more plant accessories than human accessories
Forget earrings or handbags—your real accessory collection involves quirky planters, propagation stations, and an alarming number of watering cans. You’ve got matching plant pots that you proudly display like they’re part of your designer wardrobe, and don’t even get us started on your collection of plant stands (which could rival an IKEA catalog).
- The Great Pot Debate: You’ve spent more time deciding on the right pot for your spider plant than you did picking out your last pair of shoes. Priorities, right?
- Pro Tip: Not sure how to match your plants to your decor? Don’t worry, everything matches with green.
3. You’ve googled “Is this too much sunlight for my fiddle leaf fig?” more times than you’d like to admit
In your journey as a plant mom, Google has become your best friend. You’ve searched everything from “why are my pothos leaves yellow?” to “how much humidity does my fern need?” You’ve even found yourself anxiously typing, “is my plant dying or just being dramatic?” (Spoiler alert: it’s probably being dramatic).
- Sunlight Juggling Act: You’ve rearranged your entire living room twice to make sure every plant gets its fair share of light—while also ensuring they’re Instagram-ready. #PlantMomProblems
- Pro Tip: If you’ve ever said, “Let me move you closer to the window, darling,” in a soothing voice, it’s official: you’ve gone full plant mom.
4. You have a “Watering schedule” that you take more seriously than your work deadlines
Some people live by their work calendar, but not you—you live by your watering schedule. You’ve got reminders set on your phone for each of your plant babies (because heaven forbid you overwater Susan the Succulent again), and you’re known to wake up in the middle of the night wondering if you forgot to water that peace lily.
- Watering Anxiety: Missing a watering day gives you the same level of guilt as skipping leg day at the gym. Don’t worry—you’ll make up for it with some extra TLC tomorrow.
- Pro Tip: Create a cute plant journal where you can log each plant’s watering and feeding schedule. You’ll feel like the most organized plant mom ever, and you can also keep track of who’s thriving (and who needs a little more attention).
5. Your idea of a good time? Browsing the plant section at the garden center
Remember when “a fun day out” involved going to brunch or hitting the mall? Not anymore. Your favorite Saturday activity now involves spending hours at your local garden center, carefully selecting new plant babies to add to your growing family. You’ve become so familiar with the plant section that the staff knows you by name—and you know their inventory by heart.
- Garden Center Zen: There’s nothing more calming than slowly walking through rows of plants, imagining how that new monstera would look in your living room. It’s like therapy, but with more chlorophyll.
- Pro Tip: Be careful—those sneaky garden centers always have a sale going on, and before you know it, your cart is full of plants you definitely have room for…somewhere.
6. You have a collection of plant-care apps — because one just isn’t enough
Gone are the days when your phone was filled with productivity apps. Now, it’s all about plant-care apps. You’ve got one for watering reminders, one for identifying plants you found (read: rescued), and another one that helps you diagnose those mysterious brown spots on your monstera.
- There’s an App for That: You’ve used plant-care apps to track everything from the soil moisture in your fiddle-leaf fig to the exact date you repotted your snake plant. Who knew being a plant mom required so much tech?Pro Tip: Plant apps can also help you identify those plants that you couldn’t resist but don’t quite know how to care for. It’s the plant mom’s version of Google Maps for foliage.
7. Your house is slowly being overtaken by greenery — and you’re totally okay with it
What started as a cute hobby has now turned your home into a living, breathing greenhouse. Plants are on every shelf, hanging from the ceiling, and even sitting on the bathroom windowsill (because, let’s face it, even your bathroom needs a touch of greenery). But hey, you’re not complaining—more plants, more peace, right?
- The Jungle Look: People who visit your home no longer comment on your decor—they comment on your plants. If you’ve ever heard, “Whoa, is that a forest in here?” you know you’ve achieved peak plant mom status.
- Pro Tip: If you’re running out of floor space, hanging plants are your new best friend. You can turn your home into a vertical garden, and it only makes your plant family look that much cooler.
8. You get genuinely excited about new leaves
Nothing makes a plant mom’s heart soar quite like the sight of a new leaf. It’s a big deal—and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You’ll stare at it, photograph it, and maybe even tell your friends about it (whether they care or not).
- “Look at This New Baby Leaf!”: If you’ve ever sent a picture of a new leaf to your group chat, you’re officially a proud plant mom. Bonus points if you’ve named the leaf.
- Pro Tip: Celebrate each new leaf with a victory dance, because every bit of new growth is a sign that you’re doing an amazing job. Keep it up, plant queen!
So, how many of these signs did you check off? If you’re nodding along to all of them, welcome to the club—you’re an official plant mom, and there’s no turning back now. Embrace your inner green goddess, and share your plant parenting journey with us on Instagram using #PlantMomPride!
Looking to grow your plant family even more? Check out our latest collection of plant-themed planners and eco-friendly home decor to take your plant mom game to the next level! Let’s keep nurturing, growing, and thriving—one leaf at a time.
There you have it, plant moms—being obsessed with your leafy babies isn’t just a hobby; it’s a lifestyle. So keep naming those plants, rearranging your shelves, and celebrating every new leaf that pops up. You’re doing great, sweetie!
